Thursday, 23 February 2012

The Bel-fast and the… Not So Furious

Originally posted on http://www.ukamericansportsfans.com/ on 19/02/2012

Despite my misgivings with regard to the potential quality of the hockey on offer at Friday night’s meeting of the Belfast Giants and the Hull Stingrays, my spirits couldn’t be dampened: nothing ever takes the edge, for me, from walking into an ice rink just as a hockey game is about to start.

And the Giants know how to do entrances: the lights, the music, the drama. Nothing beats it. With the exception of one thing: when it’s actually your team. The merry band of travelling Vipers once again took their seats in the neutral zone, between the home faithful and a group of travelling Stingrays fans who were in fine voice from the word go. Was I jealous? You bet I was.

The game started out briskly but little of consequence occurred until around three and a half minutes in, when the Giants opened the scoring, short-handed, a breakaway effort resulting in a neat pass from Paul Deniset in the centre to right of goal, Rob Dowd able to slot home with ease. Hull wanted to make it a game of it though and had a chance or two or their own in the first period, a good effort from a sprawling Jason Silverthorn probably the best to speak of, along with a decent shot from Sam McCluskey following a rare moment of poor defending from the Giants, and a solo effort from Dominic Osman providing a further gasp of frustration from the travelling fans.

The first period was fairly lively all around without a great deal of end product, however, in any area of the ice. Shots on goal were few and far between, and the atmosphere in the Odyssey was decidedly flat despite a sizeable crowd, the Hull fans providing the lion’s share of the noise. They finally had something to cheer about with 1:50 left on the clock, a tidy pass from Derek Campbell connecting with the stick of Andrew McKinney who finished the chance to level the scores. The 1-1 scoreline reflected the lack of real fizz on display in the first period, and it stayed that way into the period break thanks to a solid glove save from Hull netminder Christian Boucher from a Belfast powerplay.


The second period had a different flavour to it, and that flavour was distinctly Giant-y. It was all Belfast. They sieged the Stingrays’ goal for almost the entire 20 minutes, but with frustratingly little impact. Hull defended resolutely and kept the score level for nearly three quarters of the period, a sterling effort although at the expense of any attacking pressure, having just one shot on goal themselves all period. It was only a matter of time until the home side pressed home their advantage, although it took a lot more time than expected. Jeff Mason finally broke through Boucher’s defences from Mike Hoffman, who had been key in the steadily mounting pressure during the build-up to the goal. It was my first time seeing Hoffman back in action for the Giants since his last-gasp end of transfer window return to the club. His presence is as formidable as ever, perhaps more so this season, his size conspicuous amongst a fairly diminutive team, and his impact working as a forward more daunting to an opposing team than he ever was in defence. He was one of the Giants’ main impact players on the night.

I’m sorry. I’m not making this exciting for you at all, am I. You know I don’t want to be one of ‘those’ reporters. You know, the ones who just tell you stuff that happened. I want to entertain you, regale you with tales of breathtaking excitement, but sadly this particular game was lacking in well, any of that at all. It seemed my curse had returned. To add insult to injury there was a lengthy gap to the beginning of the third period as the officials tried to make the ice game-worthy once again, the temporary distraction of clouds of CO2 floating artistically across the ice more entertaining than the 20 minutes of hockey that followed.

Let’s be fair to Hull for a minute. They were a couple of imports short, young Brits bolstering their numbers, and only 13 skaters in their ranks, their top goal scorer not among them. But the Giants were nothing special either. They did just enough; no more. Come back Darryl Lloyd, all is forgiven. They sorely miss him, and so do I. Lloyd’s balls-out feisty attitude and physical play was what was glaringly absent from the Giants on Friday. There wasn’t a player willing to finish a check, and there was no bite to the game whatsoever. Even the cheerleaders were lacklustre, failing to provide a coordinated routine throughout the entire third period. Oops, sorry, I appear to have made the inevitable but disappointing switch from hockey writer to Strictly Come Dancing judge. I do apologise.

No matter, the GIants continued to exert pressure throughout the third period and with only one goal in it, all Hull would need to tie things up would be a lucky breakaway goal. But it wasn’t to be. The defensive pairing of Tom Dignard and Nick Kuiper effortlessly mopped up the minimal chances Hull had, and the tired Rays were forced to resort to taking long shots, without the legs to muster any decent build-up play. Mike Hoffman and Jeff Mason were the men of the night, adding two goals each in the final period, Mason abandoning his defensive post to become a forward for the night. The goals came thick and fast and Hull had no response; they were nowhere to be seen.

And that was that. Day one, game one, result within one goal of my prediction and the excitement non-existent as feared. Saturday’s game against Fife promised more. It at least promised Danny Stewart, who alone possesses the ability to niggle and shake up the Giants, and hopefully rouse the crowd from their slumber. It couldn’t be much worse. Could it? Check back to find out shortly.

The Bel-fast and the Furious: A Weekend in Preview

Originally posted http://www.ukamericansportsfans.com/ on 16/02/2012

Belfast again, eh. I can’t deny it’s become a favourite destination for the discerning hockey traveller, and by that I of course mean me. It’s my second of three planned trips to the Northern Irish capital this season, the Giants being granted the pleasure of the lion’s share of my attentions partially due to me actually liking them as a team and partially because it’s just a great place to have a drink or six.

This weekend I will take in another two live hockey games in an attempt to convince myself that the Elite League really is as thrilling live as it looks on paper. I have to admit though, I harbour more than a little trepidation about the chances of this coming to pass, given this particular pair of fixtures. Let’s be brazenly up front about this: we haven’t picked the best weekend for it.

On paper it has the potential to be about as exciting as a bag of spanners (and for those of you unsure as to my meaning – I’m a girl. And I hate DIY. And plumbing and stuff). Belfast will face two sides in the Hull Stingrays and the Fife Flyers who, in ten attempts between them, have not taken a single point from the league leaders this season. Not a sausage.

Now don’t get me wrong, it’s a daunting prospect for any team. The stats don’t lie: the Giants have not lost a league game in 2012, their only defeat of the year so far coming in the first leg of the Challenge Cup semi-final in Cardiff, and their last league defeat the arguably freak, probably turkey and mince pie-induced result against Braehead on 27th December. In the same period this time last season, by comparison, they lost five whole games, against a variety of opposition, including none other than the little old Newcastle Vipers. And they were still contenders for the title at that point. The contrast is marked. This is a team on a mission.

Their last three games have seen them take all available points against their two main rivals for the league title, winning their double header against the Panthers in dramatic fashion last weekend to dash the Nottingham side’s hopes of challenging for the top spot, and beating the Steelers the weekend before. And all of those on the road. They are a formidable prospect and have thrown down the gauntlet to all those around them – they want this, badly. And what Giants want, Giants usually get.

The question remains as to whether or not either of their bottom half opponents can mount any sort of challenge on Belfast this weekend and be potential Davids to their Goliath. In their comfort zone, at the Odyssey, it seems highly unlikely. The Giants fans, on a high from recent successes, will be in good spirits and will expect two sound beatings. I’m doing my best to come up with reasons why these games may not be as easy as they should be, but to be honest, I’m struggling.

First up are Hull, who, whilst experiencing a mini-resurgence, enjoying a four-point weekend last weekend in their double-header against Dundee, have not been setting the world alight. They were rocked this week by the news that star goalscorer Jereme Tendler has failed a drugs test (he has since been suspended), and despite their success last weekend, I don’t see Sylvain Cloutier’s men causing the Giants any real problems. They sides have only met four times in the league and the results have to date not been too shameful for the Stingrays, however I fear this may change on Friday night. Prediction: a good thrashing. Probably 6-2.

Next up the stumbling Fife Flyers, who despite pulling some key results out of the bag a couple of weeks back have been suffering from a bit of a slump in recent weeks. Like the Vipers last season, they are plucky and fearless on home ice, but in the expanse of the Odyssey they have not fared well, and I predict a similar result this weekend. In the six meetings between the sides this season, the Giants have won by an average margin of more than four goals, dishing out some sound beatings along the way. Prediction: a good thrashing. Probably 8-2.

It gives me no pleasure to bring you this news. I love a good underdog story as much as the next man. I was a Vipers fan after all. And I’m a Watford FC fan. And a Calgary Flames fan. It’s old hat to me. But the quandary I find myself in is that I actually want Belfast to win the league. So despite it being a distinctly un-British thing to do, I’m cheering for the favourites. Boring, aren’t I. This must be what it feels like to support Manchester United.

That being said, in my capacity as Chief Nomad of the Elite League, I will as usual be supporting the sport of ice hockey, and as such, am hoping and praying to the icy gods that the games aren’t as straightforward as I’ve predicted. I genuinely hope one of these two underdogs can make a decent fist of it, rather than being mere also-rans in the story of the Giants’ dominance. Belfast may be fast and furious, but there’s no reason why with a similarly feisty attitude and a temporary suspension of fear, any team might not be able to at least scare them a little bit. And I’m hoping it will be Fife. I can’t deny that with the Vipers connections in Danny Stewart and Toms Hartmanis, and the similarities with our situation last season, I do have a soft spot for the Kirkcaldy outfit, and I hope they can shake up the Giants on Saturday, even if only for a period. I’m not expecting miracles. Just a little magic.

Anyway! I will be back throughout the course of the weekend with thrilling match reports, so prepare yourselves. I hope the games exceed my expectations. If not, I will as usual attempt to entertain you in other ways. By describing my breakfast for example. And not writing about bags of spanners. ‘Bye then!

A Giant Leap?

Originally posted on http://www.ukamericansportsfans.com/ on 07/02/2102

In a weekend dominated by Super Bowl talk, it could have been easy to forget that important battles on home soil (ice) were also being fought, in the run up to our play-offs – and more importantly, the final fight for the league title. But as the New York Giants triumphed in the finale of the NFL season, those of us who couldn’t give a teeny tiny tinkle about what the Americans call ‘football’ watched another team of Giants move one step closer to an elusive treble, and rubbed our hands together in anticipation of what is shaping up to be a thrilling final third of an already intriguing Elite League season.

To say the Belfast side have made a statement this weekend would be a fair assessment. One could hyperbolise further and perhaps assert that they’ve staked their claim on all three trophies, that they’ve got the league title in the bag, or that the Steelers have choked, but at this stage I feel that would be to overstate the situation. They’ve laid down a marker. It’s now up to their rivals to respond.

They went into the weekend bolstered, having announced in the dying seconds of the transfer window the re-signing of sizeable American enforcer Mike Hoffman. Whilst subject to mixed reviews from fans last season, it’s hard to argue that Hoffman’s presence is massive for the Giants in more ways than one, and his arrival was largely met with positivity. On Saturday Belfast took on a Cardiff team reeling from the news of Brad Voth’s retirement and still missing key players in all areas, and took a decisive victory over the plucky but depleted Welsh team to pick up two league points and advance to the Challenge Cup final where they will face the Nottingham Panthers.

On Sunday Belfast took on Sheffield at the Motorpoint Arena in a repeat of the televised fixture from back in December, when the Steelers won in overtime amidst much controversy over hand passes and offside decisions. Oh, and Aaron Clarke trying to decapitate a linesman. Allegedly. This time around the Giants wreaked their revenge, Mike Hoffman making his mark, scoring the fourth goal in a 4-2 win and picking up the man of the match award. Ante well and truly upped.

So what of the contenders for this seasons’ trophies? Nottingham are a team who are always capable of winning a big game – however they don’t seem to be able to sustain their level throughout a season. No-one would bet against them in an individual match-up, particularly at play-offs when they play on home ice, but they have no staying power. When they have an off day, they really have an off day, and playing away from home they are vulnerable and drop more points than they should against teams they should be beating. And barring a total collapse from one or both of their two main rivals, it looks as though they have missed their chance again this season, in terms of the league title at least – and let’s face it, that’s the one they really want.

And what about the Steelers? Murmurings from fans this morning seem to suggest they are capitulating, ready to submit the title to the Giants already. Methinks the Steelers doth protest too much. Let’s not forget, they still have a daunting six game advantage over the current league leaders – convert that into points and they would be sitting atop the League by a point. Okay, winning those six games is a big ask. And the mere fact of the packed schedule itself will undoubtedly take its toll. But the Steelers have shown their quality, grinding out a number of tough wins in recent weeks – is this just a blip on the monitor for them? Or does it really spell the end of their title hopes?

And so to the pretenders to Sheffield’s throne. The Giants have been ahead of the competition all season long. Despite injuries to a number of key players, they have shown strength and tenacity and whenever they looked as though the wheels might fall off, they’ve dug in their heels and bounced back. It hasn’t always been pretty, or convincing – but isn’t that the mark of a championship-winning side?

So was it just another weekend in the Elite League? Or have the Giants really got one hand on the trophy already? Will I ever stop asking questions and actually answer one? Okay, I will. I personally think it’s too early to write off the Steelers. I think the Panthers will win at least one competition. I’ll leap from my rather precarious position on the fence and hazard a guess: I think the honours will be split three ways, with Belfast winning arguably the least coveted of the three prizes in the Challenge Cup. Is this the year for them? I’m not convinced. The Steelers have a habit of pulling it out of the bag under pressure and they have the quality in their side to get the job done.

The consequences of not winning will be weighing heavy on coach Doug Christiansen’s mind following his lack of success last season, and it seems unlikely the people in the power will be as patient with him as those in Nottingham are with Corey Neilson’s lack of league success. They have put the funds behind him to make a meaningful assault on the league title and if he comes away empty-handed, a potential Challenge Cup or play-off win may not be enough to prevent them from looking elsewhere for inspiration come next season. I predicted 1st place for them in my pre-season preview, and I for one hope they do it. I’m sure they CAN do it, but whether they have the spirit and the presence of mind to ACTUALLY do it… I don’t know.

All in all, signs point towards the double-header between the Giants and the Steelers in Northern Ireland on St Patricks’ Day weekend becoming the crux of this gripping tale – it promises to be a weekend of epic proportions, play-off hockey style, with both nights practically a game seven for the teams involved, potentially an eight point weekend. There will be twists and turns in the road along the way, that much is certain, but these two sides are so evenly matched, there’s no doubt in my mind that that double-header will be monumental. And I’m going to be there. I can’t bloody wait.

Wednesday, 1 February 2012

A Glaswegian Odyssey: Part 2

Originally published on http://www.ukamericansportsfans.com/ on 30th January 2012

The second instalment of action in the Braehead home double header had a lot to live up to after a gripping clash with Belfast the previous night, but I had my doubts. It was to be my third encounter with the Dundee Stars this season and they had been less than impressive on the first two occasions. But with a play-off place at stake and a sizeable group of travelling fans in tow, it had the potential to surpass their prior efforts to impress me, so I kept an open mind.

I had barely made myself comfortable before the first goal had been scored, and it seemed neither had Stars netminder Chris Whitley (as in Bay – Simmsey, take note!) as Brock McPherson netted within two minutes to give the Clan an immediate advantage. I wondered for a moment if this would be a rout, like the last time I had seen these two sides square off. The thought was barely formed before it was swiftly dismissed: Dundee equalised. Jaakko Suomalainen was caught napping by Mark Kolanos, and despite kicking out a foot it was too late. 1-1. I rubbed my hands together at the prospect of a potential goal-fest. And I wasn’t disappointed. Still with less than 10 minutes on the clock the home side scored again, Whitley making a decent save but unable to repeat the feat on the rebound, Mike Bayrack with a clinical finish to make it 2-1. At that point Clan looked the stronger of the two sides, with more about them going forward, but the pendulum of fortune was once again to swing the way of the Stars, Jeff Hutchins poaching a goal from a Jarrett Konkle pass from behind the net. 2-2.

Jarrett Konkle. My current favourite Elite League player name. Konkle. Say it out loud. Don’t be afraid. It will make your mouth happy.

Anyway! Moving swiftly on…

Undeterred, the Clan continued to press. Jade Galbraith fluffed a breakaway solo effort, and on the powerplay Bayrack was unlucky not to improve his side’s lead after a stinging shot was dealt with confidently by Whitley. It was a fruitless powerplay, the Clan unable to convert any chances, their attractive passing build-up play no more than just that, and we reverted to 5-on-5, the game opening up, the action end to end. In the dying seconds of the first period Jade Galbraith picked up the puck and tore away down the centre, passed out left to James Jorgensen who made no mistake; Whitley had no chance, and the Clan went into the break with the slenderest of advantages.

The atmosphere and indeed the game itself belied the 5-goal scoreline; it was strangely flat. The travelling Vipers got a shout out from the Braehead announcer which was jolly nice. The second period began and the Clan were quickly back in business, not wasting their time in scoring a fourth, the incendiary line of McPherson, Bayrack and Mike Wirll combining once again – I’d love to tell you what happened but sadly Brock McPherson’s sizeable frame was blocking my view of the net. It was a goal, anyway.

The game seemed to lose any remaining fizz after that. This was a sparkle-free zone. Dundee had a powerplay but there was nothing doing. Some time passed. At this point, the scoreline exactly matched my prediction – I was gunning for two from two but as that would have meant no more goals I was somewhat torn. Meanwhile, Dan McGoff was having a good period for Dundee, a sparky and forward-thinking defenceman who brought some much-needed life to the ranks. However it was to no avail; Braehead washed over Dundee in wave after wave of sustained attack that could only end in one way – a fifth goal, bringing up Mike Bayrack’s hat-trick, and surely the end of Dundee’s chances of taking anything away from the game.

Into the third period and it was becoming clear that not all of the Stars players were on the same page. There were a few still trying but as in Sheffield a couple of weeks ago, most seemed all too content to accept defeat. The Clan’s top two lines continued to look threatening but with a three goal cushion there was less incentive to exert themselves and the game died a death, even a 5-on-3 opportunity proving unsuccessful for the home side who had entered cruise control. However, halfway through the third period they were forced to wake up again as Konkle picked out a spot in the top corner and fired home cleanly to bring the margin back to two.

Could there be a twist at the end of a rather drab tale? The Stars pulled their netminder and for the final minute and a half the intensity ramped up, the Clan suddenly under pressure. The crowd were stunned – finally some pulsating action. It had only taken 58 and a half minutes. Another goal came from the stick of AJ Maclean with 4.9 seconds left on the clock, but the time out wasn’t enough to inspire the visitors to a last gasp equaliser and the game was over.

Some questions needed answering. Why had a game with 9 goals not been more exciting? Why did the Clan not win by a far more convincing margin? Why can Dundee not put together a full 60 minutes? Was Mike Bayrack the signing of the season? Was he in fact an even bigger coup than Jade Galbraith? And could Mike Wirll potentially grow a beard of Mike Prpich proportions? All signs point to yes.

Conclusion

Things learned: the Vipers live! In spirit if not in flesh. A great weekend was had by all. I re-discovered my love for live action photography. Friday’s game was a whole world better than Saturdays. I kept almost all of my promises (sorry, I still can’t help dancing during stoppages). I am pretty amazing at predicting scorelines, half the time. Braehead is my favourite rink of any I’ve been to so far, and the fans and organisation are fantastic. And Dundee and I are so over. Three chances to impress me have gone begging, and I can no longer give them the benefit of the doubt and call a poor performance ‘an off day’. They are missing something.

I’m no expert of course, but I will speculate nonetheless. A combination of carrying too many passengers and missing the mark with their coaching choices has to cover it. Despite a couple of handy imports they lack depth, and the appointment of Brent Hughes to the coaching role left vacant by Dan Ceman clearly hasn’t had the impact that they would have hoped. There’s a distinct lack of fight in the ranks; they seem content to lay down and submit to a beating – then a flash of brilliance will galvanise them and they rally – but too little too late. This afternoon’s breaking news was that they will trade Lee Mitchell for Braehead’s Kyle Bruce; I feel this may help the collective attitude problem they seem to be up against, as Bruce is a fiery, full-on character who should bring some much-needed oomph to the dressing room.

On the positive side Konkle, Kolanos and McGoff are talented and committed, and Chris Whitley is a good netminder who, with a better support system in front of him, could be even better. He reminds me of Charlie Effinger, Vipers’ heroic netminder of last season, the unique psyche of a netminder easily recognisable in Whitley’s seemingly schizophrenic nature, self-deprecating and self-motivating in equal measure, he prowls back and forth psyching himself up, and seems to take every opposition goal to heart. Most importantly, he really seems to care about winning, and Brent Hughes could do with harnessing a little of that will to win if his side have any hope of challenging for the final play-off spot. I hope it comes together for them.

So – that’s a lot of words from me in a short space of time! My next fix of live action is in three weeks time; I will return in the meantime to spout forth my opinion on all things Elite League. Because you just can’t get enough of me, can you. TTFN my lovelies!

A Glaswegian Odyssey: Part 1

Originally published on http://www.ukamericansportsfans.com/ on 28th January 2012

It was Friday. And according to my pre-game preamble, I had some promises to keep. I started at the very beginning. It seemed like a decent sort of a place to start. And I only went and did it: I took my seat in the Braehead Arena having consumed a single pint of cider and not a drop more. Okay, I had another one on the go. But that wasn’t the point. I needed to stay refreshed, after all. The point was, I was sober. Sober, focussed, and ready to take on the task at hand.

Braehead took on the Belfast Giants in the Friday night Elite League clash and, despite popular belief, the much-touted rivalry between the two teams took a back seat as the game started out quietly, both teams coming off the back of losses and both keen to gain the upper hand. A small contingent of Vipers fans settled down, decidedly neutral despite being camped deep in Giants territory, and I couldn’t help the niggling feeling that my game-killing curse might strike again. Surely I couldn’t be doomed to ANOTHER boring hockey match? Nevertheless it was early days, and I had a fantastic vantage point, in a vacant corner low down and left of goal, and in homage to one of my pre-game pledges, my camera was in hand and I was snapping the players doing what they do best, so I was happy enough.

However as the game worn on, and my camera battery wore off, it looked as though my curse had perhaps worn off too. Despite a somewhat muted Glaswegian crowd and a slow start, the game picked up tempo. The Giants were in the ascendancy in the first period, beginning to mount pressure on the Clan goal, the visiting side taking their chances but Clan netminder Jaakko Suomalainen proving equal to the task. As the first period drew closer to its conclusion the game gathered speed and the Giants started to stamp their authority with a number of shots on goal, the best of them a gift of a chance which fell to Aaron Clarke following a beauty of a pass from Craig Peacock, but Clarke couldn’t bury the shot and it gave the home side the incentive, and they were able to exert some pressure of their own before giving up a penalty with just a minute or so to go. The beginning of the Belfast powerplay rocked the Clan but the Finnish netminder stood firm and the first period break came around to the relief of the home fans.

In the period break an irony occurred. I was wearing a Newcastle Vipers jersey, sitting with Belfast Giants fans, in the Braehead Arena. But on the television in the period break were the only team I could really call my own these days, Watford FC, who were playing Spurs in the FA Cup 4th round. It was poignant somehow for me to witness my plucky lads fighting against the big guns, even more so with the memory of my Vipers doing the very same last season. Hmm, my eyes appear to have become somewhat misty. Let’s continue.

Into the second and the Giants finished their powerplay with a couple more chances before the game settled back into a muted rhythm. It needed a goal to spark some life into it; well, ask and you shall receive. Just over three minutes in and the Giants took the lead, scoring almost directly from the face-off. The goal just floated in from the stick of Aaron Clarke and it took both team and fans of the home side by surprise. They responded well, Stephen Murphy having to make a pouncing save from a brilliant Jade Galbraith effort, and the Clan had consecutive powerplay chances. They wound up the pressure and despite heroics from Giants defenceman Jeff Mason, throwing his body in front of the puck not once but twice, the Clan finally made the most of the man advantage, coach Drew Bannister scoring from some clever build-up play by Krestanovich and Bayrack.

Finally! A decent game! I was practically salivating. The Giants came straight back on the attack, and the game became more physical, Nick Kuiper throwing a couple of big hits and Adam Keefe bearing down on his opponents in typical style. The Clan were up to the challenge, Bruce and McPherson showing their strength, and the hard-hitting we had expected started to make an appearance. As the minutes ticked away the pace picked up again, Suomalainen making another couple of important stops, and the Clan had another powerplay following a slash from Ryan Crane, the best chance of it coming from a well-worked pass from Mike Wirll to Brock McPherson, forcing a good save from Murphy.

We went into the third with a tied game and it seemed inevitable that it would revert to the slow, cagey style in which the game had started out, neither side wanting to give anything away. It seemed for a time as though perhaps the home side might have the advantage as the Giants started to make mistakes, and they were able to capitalise, a great pass from Mike Bayrack to Tim Wedderburn setting up Mike Wirll to make the shot and giving the Clan fans something to really shout about. Would that be the end of the visitors’ hopes?

Apparently not. In a game with more swings and roundabouts than an adventure playground the advantage shifted again, the Giants needing less than three minutes to level the scores, another goal seemingly from out of nowhere, returning Giant Paul Deniset finishing the chance. Now it looked like it was the Giants’ game to lose, and they could have extended their lead with a wraparound chance from Aaron Clarke followed shortly after by a stinging shot from Keefe, but the netminder stood up to it. The Giants had a new found swagger and Clan fans couldn’t watch as they turned the screw. Even I was on the edge of my seat and I didn’t mind who won; it was the most nail-biting encounter I’ve seen as a neutral and I was LOVING it. The Giants continued to press, the busy Aaron Clarke with another shot which made it past Suomalainen, but only as far as Drew Bannister who coolly swept the puck from the crease – the Giants fans roared with frustration; the Clan fans breathed again. Rob Dowd put one over which clanged into the plexi glass right in front of us. I didn’t even flinch. I’m well ‘ard, innit.

The Clan were defending for their lives and it was working, it gave them the confidence to mount one last attack on the Giants goal, Galbraith with a great effort with just 30 seconds left on the clock, and a second shot with just 11 seconds to go, I’ve no idea who that was, I was far too excited! Every Clan fan was on their feet – had it gone in? NO! Stephen Murphy stood on his head to keep it out and was the hero of the dying seconds. The hooter sounded. I remembered to breathe. I didn’t even realise I’d been holding my breath.

Overtime! It was only my second experience of it in a live environment. And wow, are those bad boys fun! Hell for leather, no holds barred, all or nothing, end to end. Shot after shot, probably about three penalties that would have been called in regulation time, even the referees seemed to be having a ball, my heart rate was through the roof, I remembered why I once felt as though hockey was damaging to one’s health. It was an intense five minutes but neither team could find an opening and so the deadlock remained, and into the shootout we went.

It was my second ever overtime experience, but my first ever shootout, and I was as giddy as a schoolgirl. I’m not going to go into a great deal of detail because, well, penalties are penalties, but suffice to say it was captivating, and it took ten attempts before the result was decided. There were four misses in the first round of shots. Craig Peacock netted first, followed by Jordan Krestanovich, looking every inch the class act. Then Jeff Mason, scored. Jade Galbraith took an AGE over his second, keeping us all in suspense before finally scoring. Rob Dowd was as cool as a cucumber taking his second shot. But the otherwise excellent Mike Wirll for the home side had his shot saved, and it was all over. My heart was in my mouth. And it wasn’t even because of the random group of men without their tops on who started jumping up and down at the end.

So, what of my promises? Stayed sober? Check. Took notes? Check. Took some decent photos? Check. Didn’t dance during every stoppage? Er, almost. Squad numbers? Easy. Facts? All day long, baby. Beards? My lips are sealed. Oh, and, er, there was the small matter of my pre-match prediction. Read it and weep people, read it and weep. Actually, I almost did when I saw it coming to pass in front of my own eyes. Damn my amazing prediction skills and damn my not having put any money on them!!

I could go on about that game all day. In reality, it was a decent game, perhaps not a classic, but by heck how I needed that. It was fast, furious, good clean fun, hard fought from both sides, I couldn’t even pick out a man of the match for either side, although the both defences were excellent, Tom Dignard mopping up everything that came his way for the Giants and Jeff Mason as strong in attack as some of the forwards. For the Clan Tim Wedderburn and Jim Jorgensen both stood out, and both netminders had strong games, but in truth, everyone looked good to me. I may not have a team to support anymore, but I’m sure as hell still biased. Towards hockey. I bloody love it.

Friday, 27 January 2012

A Glaswegian Odyssey: Prologue

So, this weekend, I’m off to Glasgow to take in not one but TWO hockey games, and in true ‘I’m a proper writer, innit’ style, I’m going to preview the action ahead and perhaps hazard a prediction or two, before heading off for my lunchtime train. Because I’m a pro and that. Yeah!

Despite a professed fondness for Braehead early in the season, I have of late become somewhat estranged from my Glaswegian charges, having not seen them either live or on screen since their very first game of the season, back in September. They won convincingly that night and set out their stall as a feisty, physical yet skilful side, and it seems that the only thing they lack that prevents them from becoming a top side is consistency. On their day, they can take anyone. Will they be on their game this weekend? They come off the back of a pointless weekend last weekend so will be looking to appease the fans in this home double header.

First up, tonight, will be Belfast. Although the much-vaunted rivalry between Nottingham and Sheffield may be the biggest in UK hockey, they are not the only pair of teams with a mutual dislike this season. There’s no love lost between Belfast and Braehead, following the contentious and much debated events from earlier in the season involving Benoit Doucet and Sammy Zajac. It remains to be seen whether or not those demons have been laid to rest, or if the teams will still feel there are scores to be settled, however what most certainly isn’t in doubt is grudge match or not, these are two of the most physical sides in the league and the game promises to pack a major punch.

The teams are surprisingly well-matched, having met four times and shared the honours even, and it’s a tough one to call. Belfast lost their midweek Challenge Cup clash in Cardiff and in the league, with Nottingham and Sheffield breathing down their necks, two points on the road to start the weekend would make a statement to their rivals. However the injury-plagued Giants are a man down yet again, and a seriously important man at that, the hard-hitting and high-scoring Darryl Lloyd, so they will look once again to in-form Brit Rob Dowd who is on one hell of a hot streak to bamboozle the Clan defencemen and steal the win. Prediction? 2-2 in regulation time. I think it will go the distance and the Giants will win in the shoot-out.

On Saturday night the Clan face Scottish rivals the Dundee Stars, who are enjoying a mini-resurgence under coach Brent Hughes, having picked up three of the four available points last weekend. New boy Mark Kolanos is adding bite to their attack and despite personal cynicism having been unimpressed by the Stars on my two occasions of seeing them in action, it’s clear the side are starting to find some cohesion and in the play-off run-in they seek to pip a rival to 8th spot, and will look at games like this as chances to pick up precious points.

Goaltender Chris Whitley is consistently the best player on the Stars side and he will be looking to keep the scoreline lower than last time I saw these two sides face-off back in September, when the Clan netted an unanswered six. Braehead have had Dundee’s number so far this season and are unbeaten in four meetings against the Taysiders, but I think this will be their toughest test yet. Prediction: despite new-found confidence I still think Braehead have it in them to beat the Stars convincingly. 4-2 Clan.

Anyway. You might have noticed, if you’re a regular, or even casual reader of my ramblings, that I struggle to stick to a point. I don’t really want to be one of ‘those’ writers. You know, those ones that like, recount things that happen, in an orderly and factual manner. Journalists, I think they’re called. I like to impart great wisdom, through the medium of humour, inane observation and emotionally led opinion. Because let’s face it, you can pick up the facts from a number of sources. But what really HAPPENED? Who DOESN’T want to know about people falling over, amusing chants, pretty skating and comparative beard lengths?

I’ll admit though, I have drifted off topic perhaps one too many times and been a very bad hockey writer. Slap wrist. (Ooh I named two kinds of shot, see, look how topical I am!). As a result, I am setting myself a series of personal challenges to try and be a better writer, reporter and person. Here are my pledges. Call them (very) late New Year’s Resolutions:

1) I will attempt to limit my alcohol consumption prior to games so that I remain focussed on the job at hand. Just a half for me please, barkeep!
2) I will work harder at memorising squad numbers so I know who’s who at all times.
3) I will make copious notes in my blue notebook so that I actually remember what happened and don’t have to resort to piecing it together from my cider-addled recollections
4) I will attempt to take a selection of acceptable photographs. And what I mean by that is, not ones which feature blurry blobs on what may or may not be ice.
5) I will try to refrain from dancing during every single stoppage in play. It’s just plain unprofessional.
6) I will avoid commenting on facial hair for the duration of one whole report.
7) I will deliver you the FACTS!! The FACTS I tell you!
8) I will attempt to elicit a cuddle from a previously agreed member of the Braehead Clan squad. Oh wait, that’s going off topic isn’t it. Scratch that.

Come back early next week to see how I get on!! And now, To Glasgow!

Friday, 20 January 2012

Coming to a rink near you… The Game-Killer (or, why I’m unintentionally ruining hockey).

Originally published on http://www.ukamericansportsfans.com/ on 16th January 2012

I wrote in a recent post that the Elite League is providing some of the best entertainment in UK sport. And I still maintain that view; take for example the 13 goal Edinburgh v Hull thriller in December. Or the Challenge Cup semi-final this Saturday in Braehead, where the Clan won against the Panthers, the Glasgwegian side heroically hanging onto a slender one goal lead to beat the current cup holders.

Unpredictable, exciting, can’t-tear-your- eyes-away entertainment. That’s how I sell it to my non hockey-loving friends. And it really can be. Just… Not when I’m there. I can’t deny it any longer: sorry Elite League clubs, but I’m clearly bad for business.

I was cautiously optimistic as I journeyed south for my first ever trip to the Motorpoint Arena in Sheffield, as they took on Dundee in their only game of the weekend, odd scheduling bearing in mind the number of games they still have in hand. So the Steelers were likely to be fresh and ready to take on the world. Dundee were a team I’d seen early in the season when in all honesty they’d looked a bit clueless, but since then they’ve had a coaching change, brought in a couple of new players and pieced together some decent performances, scoring plenty of goals against big teams along the way, so there was no reason why it shouldn’t have been a competitive match-up.



First impressions of Sheffield? Well, I liked the nice shiny white ice and the general orange-ness of the tango’ed Steelers fans, and I felt excited, nay, privileged, to hear the dulcet tones of the one and only Simmsey doing the announcing. In less salubrious news, and in a slamming indictment of the intelligence of Yorkshire-based dancing girls, the cheerleader who was positioned behind us leant over and asked me where Dundee was. I gave her a fairly specific answer. She returned to her friend, also a cheerleader, clearly a party to the very same geography-based quandary, and summarised helpfully, ‘Scotland’. Excellent. I should have gone home then as that was the highlight of my evening.

And so to the game. It’s a funny thing being a neutral in a sport that you love so much. I wouldn’t be able to do it in football; it’s losing its appeal for me enough already without throwing forced impartiality into the mix. But I would happily take in any Elite League game for the sheer love of it. And here begins the problem. If it’s a cracking game, as previously discussed, you’re sorted. If it’s a bit, well, crap, and you don’t even have the ‘they’re my team and I love them no matter what’ factor to get you through it, it’s a poor state of affairs. If you can’t while away the interminable minutes feeling disproportionately proud of player X’s beautiful skating, or calculating the precise dimensions of any given beard, it somewhat takes the edge off the whole experience. And this game was a bit, well, crap.

It just never really got off the ground. It was stunningly low on penalties which, whilst probably being ideal for the purist, doesn’t make for much of a spectacle for the neutral. The first period ebbed away at quite a lick, vast swathes of time passing between whistles, yet nothing really occurring during these long tranches of play. When Dundee took their first penalty and Sheffield had a powerplay things picked up briefly, and it seemed inevitable the home side would score, Colt ‘the immovable object’ King proving strong as usual in front of goal, tipping in a pass from Jeff Legue to break the deadlock. I wish I could say that lots more exciting things happened in the first period, but to be honest, I’d be telling a lie.

The second period had barely started when Luke Fulghum scored the Steelers’ second. I was standing in the queue for hotdogs in fact. But you could sense even from outside at the concession stand that despite the amount of time remaining on the clock, the game was done and dusted. There was a moment of tension between Dundee’s Brennan Turner and Colt King when my heartrate may have quickened just a shade, but the former appeared to shy away from dropping the gloves with King. Wise? Probably. Boring? Definitely. Filing my nails? I will be next time.

Dundee didn’t have a lot of fight in any area of the ice really, they seemed to be going through the motions, content to take an expected defeat perhaps, and unwilling to risk going all out? They certainly lacked potency. Think of the NEUTRALS Dundee, the NEUTRALS!! And all two of your away fans!! In fairness to the visiting side, they dearly missed sparky goalscorer Jarrett Konkle, sidelined with an injury, and despite attempts by handy-looking new signing Mark Kolanos to liven things up, there was nothing doing. I’d been excited to see the Steelers live having viewed them twice on Sky Sports, but as they never really needed to up the ante, I don’t feel as though I saw the best of them. Bottoms. Is exactly what I said.

I wondered: did everyone just have somewhere else better to be? You could almost see the referees checking their watches. Dundee clearly hadn’t come with any notion of winning and the game sped by and clocked in well under two hours; Dundee were merrily on their way home, the Steelers left the building in carefully chosen disguises, and we stood patiently in the stands wondering if a hockey game would start anytime soon. We could easily have fit another one into our evening what with the early face-off time. It might have been a good one, too.


Oh, Luke Fulghum scored another goal. And Dundee netminder Chris Whitley had a decent game too. Unsurprisingly, they both won man of the match for their respective sides. No-one else had done a lot really, so it seemed fair enough, It finished 3-1. Will that do?

Not content with my own weekend’s hockey experience I’ll bring you news of some of the interesting happenings around the league. Starting with the Cardiff Devils, who went on a three game trip to Scotland and came back with all six points, pulling off some gutsy performances despite still missing key players and delighting the army of fans that travelled north of the border. Most notable in their three game weekend was the win over Fife which was a feisty encounter containing three 10 minute misconduct penalties and a game penalty for Chris Frank who personally amassed another 36 penalty minutes across the weekend as a whole. The guy definitely has to be on a bet, right? If he is, he’s winning.

Coventry travelled to Belfast for a double header in which they lost both matches, but provided some great entertainment along the way in what sounded like two very even contests. During the second game there was a heart-warming incident in which Adam Keefe lovingly undressed Brian Jurynec; unfortunately for Jurynec, Keefe’s favourite way to express his love for a fellow professional is with his fists. This exchanging of mutual affection resulted in a cracking fight and proves what a great entertainer Keefe is and that Jurynec too is game to take on anyone. Fun stuff.

Last but by no means least, Braehead saw their biggest ever crowd in attendance for the first leg of their Challenge Cup semi-final against the Nottingham Panthers, and the game proved a brilliant choice for any new visitors to Braehead as the Clan battled to take the win. Sadly they couldn’t keep the level up the following day in Nottingham and the Panthers were the first side to qualify for the final. Their opponents will be either Cardiff or Belfast. Braehead are proving to be a strong, cohesive and talented side this season and I am excited to see them during my next away trip, in two weeks time. At least, I would have been excited. But as has now been proven, the mere fact of my presence will render both games completely flaccid and impotent wastes of time. Sorry Clan fans. I strongly advise you to develop a sudden desire to attend an intensive flower-arranging course that weekend. It’s for your own good.

Friday, 13 January 2012

That was the week that was...

First published on http://www.ukamericansportsfans.com/ on 8th January 2012

January. The New Year. A time of resolutions, post-Christmas blues and detoxing. A time to stay in and slouch on your sofa, finishing off the last of the Christmas chocolates and the dregs from the Baileys bottle before launching into the latest fad diet.

I remember this time last year. The transition between Christmas and New Year was significant for me, not just because of the chance to stop force-feeding myself cheese and biscuits and consuming a bottle of wine a day, but because it was when I went from loving ice hockey, to being obsessed with it. And now I remember why. This holiday season, like the last, featured ice hockey in copious amounts. The Spengler Cup and the World Junior Championship adorned our screens, both featured on Eurosport for our viewing pleasure. There was my trip to Edinburgh, not quite the same as last year’s festive Vipers games at Whitley Bay, but still, it enabled me to keep up appearances in the Elite League. And I got an ice hockey film for Christmas! The masterwork that is Youngblood. Ah, scantily clad Rob Lowe. It’s what the holidays are all about.

In the NHL there was plenty going on as always, with the excellent HBO 24/7 series building up to the Winter Classic, and then the game itself on 2nd January, in which a flying Rangers side just got the better of a rangy Flyers side and skated into a comfy little soft spot in my heart in the process. I returned to work to find my Calgary Flames jersey had arrived, a little late Christmas present which lifted my spirits on the return to work. A shame that the team themselves couldn’t do anything of the sort with their on-ice performances. The less said about that the better.

And then I found out that there was to be another live broadcast on Sky Sports: Sheffield Steelers travelled to the Skydome in Coventry to take on the Blaze. Going to the pub in my detoxifying state was just not an option so instead I splashed out on Sky Sports for my home television. Elite League ice hockey in stunning high definition. It’s what Friday nights are made for.

Coventry haven’t beaten Sheffield yet this season, so they would look to break the hoodoo in front of their home crowd and the Sky cameras. Gin and tonic in hand (well, it’s got less calories than cider!) I was ready for a good contest. And it started out briskly, the first chance coming for Sheffield as Blaze picked up an early penalty, but it was wasted, the Steelers with no ideas and no killer instinct on their powerplay, and the Blaze producing an effective penalty kill. Was this a sign of things to come? Er, no.

After an entertaining first few minutes in which King and Jurynec effectively clotheslined each other, Shea Guthrie was speedy and Dave Simms saying ‘Venus’ sounded just like ‘penis’, ex-Blaze man Luke Fulghum scored the opening goal of the game against the run of play, easily finding a gap in the Blaze’s defences to score on Peter Hirsch. Then it was the Blaze’s turn on the powerplay – could this be their chance to stamp their authority on the game? Er, no. Despite some excellent build-up play they could not make the man advantage count; the Steelers’ killer pairing of Legue and Ramsay combining on the counterattack to score a 2ndand stun the Blaze. Steve Birnstill came close to making it three; Hirsch looked all at sea (I told you there would be more poetry eventually). Sheffield’s second line battled and the 3rd goal came from nowhere. This game was in danger of being over before it had started.

It was time for another one of Thommo’s magic time outs. Would it provide the spark that the home side needed to get back into the game? Er, no. The Blaze shut the door on the Steelers to some extent, halting the free-scoring and levelling the game somewhat, but they were frustrating to watch, there was no fight, they couldn’t get any shots on goal, and the balance was by no means redressed.

Into the second and there was a rash of penalties and a number of stick breakages. Somebody call the gear supplier. The Blaze needed to up the urgency, and you could see the desperation as there were a couple of swings and misses. Peter Hirsch looked in better form and made a couple of quality saves, including from a one on one with Jeff Legue, and this seemed to galvanise the Blaze. The game opened up and there was some real end to end stuff. In a reversal of the first period, Coventry looked dangerous on the breakaway, Guthrie missing a number of good chances, and the momentum slowly swung back in favour of the home side. Would they capitalise on their new-found attacking play? Er, no.

In another reversal of fortune (Anne Robinson would be all over this), Sheffield had a powerplay which was much stronger, resulting in a tidy pass from Tait to Ramsay, who buried the puck to make it 4-0, effectively killing the game off. Rob Farmer dropped the gloves and tried to goad Mark Thomas into a fight to rile his side but it wasn’t to be. Could it fire them up? Another ineffectual powerplay later and it seemed perhaps not. But wait: a couple more minutes passed and the hex was broken, Brian Jurynec scoring on the rebound from a Domish shot through John DeCaro’s five hole. It seemed this could this give them the momentum they needed to turn the tide: Bakrlik and Guthrie showed up and had shots saved shortly afterwards. Guthrie is brilliant on the puck but he needs to do some work on his finishing given tonight’s evidence. Then another chance from Rob Farmer, the Blaze spirits really lifted now and the excitement in the Skydome surging – this was more like it! Blaze went for it; there was no doubt they needed to score another goal to take the third period to the Steelers. And they got their chance as Ryan Finnerty was called for holding – a powerplay chance right before the break. Could they make it a two goal game? Er, no.

I took my chance in the second period break to pour more gin and marvel at Russ Cowley’s massive eyes and impossibly complex accent. Where IS he from?

It was a quiet start to the third period compared with the thrilling end to the 2nd; the wind seemed to have gone out of the Blaze sails, and they returned to frustratingly sloppy passing and turning over of pucks. You could almost hear the collective sigh as hoards of casual fans turned over. Hirsch pulled off a couple of decent saves and yet more powerplay opportunities for the home side went begging, and the Steelers, with three games in three nights, understandably took their foot off the gas, their top line resting, and players seemingly taking penalties just because they fancied a sit down. It was frustrating stuff and the time ebbed away. It was all over. On the night, the difference between the teams was sheer hard work, clinical finishing and a strong game in net from John DeCaro.

North of the border, Fife Flyers lost two of their key imports in a major ‘wheels falling off’ week, a mirror image of the Vipers last season, Danny Stewart must be experiencing déjà vu in a big way, the poor guy. But if their misfortunes follow the Vipers pattern they will pull off some surprising results and this was reflected against the Steelers in Kirkcaldy on Saturday night, where the Flyers made the visitors work for the two points despite being under-staffed.

Cardiff went to Nottingham for only the second time this season and played out of their skins despite missing key players Birbraer, Voth and Matzka, producing the game of the weekend thus far, pushing the Panthers on their home ice and beating them 4-2, the forward line of Stu Macrae, Phil Hill and Jeff Pierce turning up in force and causing all sorts of problems for the Panthers defence. Devils defenceman Chris Frank picked up a surely unbeatable 35 penalty minutes in some kind of violence hat-trick, having two fights, bleeding all over the ice and eventually being thrown out of the game for cross-checking from behind. Take a bow, sir. The return leg promises to be a full-blooded affair and that’s putting it mildly.

In the final two games of the day, Belfast and Braehead picked up home wins. The rest of my weekend round-up will follow shortly. Let’s hope tonight’s games give me plenty to write about. Otherwise I’ll talk more about gin and possibly beards. And nobody wants that.

A Capital Christmas

First published on http://www.ukamericansportsfans.com/ on 29th December 2011

It was 27th December. The turkey sandwiches had all been demolished. Nothing but scattered crumbs remained where fresh mince pies once lay. Shards of crumpled wrapping had been scattered to the four winds. Christmas was officially over.

‘Oh no it wasn’t!!’

(Oh yes it was!)

Actually, no – it wasn’t! As a post-Christmas present from me, to me, I had surprised myself with a trip north of the border to view a festive clash between the Edinburgh Capitals and the Cardiff Devils at Murrayfield ice rink. Really, I shouldn’t have. I’m too good to myself.

So who would get a late gift from Santa, and who would be found to have overdone it on the Christmas cheer? The Devils were flying high following a pre-Christmas cracker of a Challenge Cup decider against Sheffield, a game eventually tied at 4-4, meaning the Welsh side progressed to the semi-finals of the Cup at the expense of the Steelers, and it was a thrilling game by all accounts, and sold out – good work those dudes. They followed up with a Boxing Day league win against Fife before setting out on their travels, making the long journey north to the Scottish capital for Tuesday’s clash with the dark horses of the league this season.

A Capital Offence

(Do you see what I did there?)

The Capitals have had a good season so far and on home ice, they were likely to be dangerous – this would not be straightforward for the visitors. Coming off the back of a Christmas sandwiched by road defeats in Belfast and Dundee, there could be no excuses tonight as Richard Hartmann’s men came home with one purpose and one purpose only: to give their fans a dose of much needed festive cheer. And they started out well in the first period, taking advantage of a relatively flat-footed Devils side who had yet to rouse themselves from their bus-induced slumber. It was my first viewing of the handy Capitals side who were undoubtedly pacey on the attack, but they were unable to capitalise (pun-tastic Bob) on their rivals’ bus legs, their powerplay proving impotent, and a scrappy first period ended goalless.

Capital Punishment

(Honestly, I have more of these)

The home side would rue their lack of early finishing; they would not get that opportunity again, the Devils coming out in the second back to their usual selves, feisty, forward and physical, and after building the momentum they finally took the lead in the 27th minute from Scott Dobben following a mistake by goaltender Nathan Craze as he fumbled a Brad Voth shot. The Capitals were non-plussed however and grabbed an equaliser just five minutes later, a scrappy, scrambled effort finally put away by Bari McKenzie. The game still didn’t have quite the spark that it needed though and I was left wondering if it was actually my fault. I was yet to see a really juicy hockey match in person this season. What have I got to do to see some fireworks?!

Caps Lock (and load!)

My worries were unfounded, the third period proving that there was life in the old dog, the game finally sparking into life, hits being thrown and the momentum swinging this way and that, as Cardiff started to pick up penalties and the Capitals powerplay finally proved dangerous, twice in two minutes in fact following a 2+2 penalty for headstrong Devils defenceman Chris Frank, Rene Jarolin finding the back of the net twice, the second coming from a 5 on 3 opportunity.

Suddenly the Capitals had a two-goal cushion and looked to be in control of the game, turning the tables on the visitors. They held the lead for a few minutes but the Devils were winding up the pressure, the Capitals starting to tire, and you just knew there was more to come from the visitors, as they punished the opposition with a more physical approach, clearly not the style of hockey favoured by Hartmann’s Euro-centric side, eventually the reward coming, the second Devils goal a success on their only powerplay opportunity from the stick of Mark Richardson. An equaliser followed five minutes later from Brad Voth. 3-3. Game well and truly on.

The Devils in the Detail


It was end to end stuff now and the atmosphere built despite the relatively limited number seated in Murrayfield’s Baltic conditions (yes, it took me back to the good old days at Whitley Bay. Except there were pretty lights. As opposed to none. Which was nice). There were moments of pressure as Jeff Pierce was called for hooking and the Capitals had another good powerplay, an excellent pad save from Stevie Lyle the only reason the home side were unable to take the lead. Back to full strength and the game changer came from the clinical Devils side, Stu Macrae netting with less than a minute and a half to go. Could the Capitals find an equaliser once again to take the game to overtime? It was not to be, the game wrapped up in the final minute via an excellent individual effort from Ben Davies on the breakaway, one of two young British players to catch the eye on the Devils side, defenceman Josh Batch also looking a fine prospect.

A great final period had rescued what could have turned out to be a fairly lacklustre game, and to celebrate we headed to the Murrayfield bar to sample some of their finest beverages. Well, it was Christmas after all.

The Best of the Rest

Speaking of Christmas, a number of gifts were being bestowed in other parts of the kingdom. In the second of the massive home and away double header between rivals Nottingham and Sheffield, Nottingham were once again victorious having won the first leg at the Motorpoint Arena the previous night. The Panthers have now won 5 of the 6 clashes between the two sides, seemingly the Achilles heel of last year’s title winners, and the only team to really have the Steelers’ number this season. It capped a frustrating run of three games without a win for the Sheffield side who are now out of the Challenge Cup and down to third in the standings. Finnerty’s side having a little wobble. Will that be all it is, or are the wheels coming off the previously seemingly infallible challengers?

Nottingham’s gift to Belfast of taking away four of the Steelers precious possible points was apparently not well received by the Northern Irish side, who, despite a comprehensive victory over them on their home ice the night before, couldn’t beat the Braehead Clan at the Odyssey, a gifthorse looked soundly in the mouth there. Surprising, as it was a fairly substantial present – this was no knitted snowman jumper. Mike Bayrack was the stand-out man for the Clan, scoring a brace against his former side as the Glaswegians won 4-1 – a gift indeed for their travelling fans, and a missed opportunity for the Giants.

The Lion, the Finn and the Mo-Train

In other, far more important, news, Christmas looked set to be cancelled when Panthers’ captain Danny Meyers announced he was cutting off his beautiful blond locks. If he’s saved the cuttings he could raise enough cash to buy a new player by auctioning them off to stalker fans. Not me, of course. I’m not in any way stalkerish. £50 for a locket-full?

There was more movement around the league as, clearly in direct response to my post last week about player loyalty and him sounding like a Hollywood divorce lawyer, Scott Champagne decided to quit the Panthers. He was promptly replaced with not one but TWO new imports, Corey Neilson full of the Christmas spirit, bringing in Finn Sami Ryhanen, and former Panther, veteran Sean McAslan, who shoots to the top of the all-time awesome name rankings with immediate effect, being as it is that he sounds like the fictional lion king of Narnia. Amazing. Belfast chose to replace arguably THEIR top player with a veteran too, in the shape of former player Mark Morrison, who apparently hasn’t even played the game for a year. A strange decision, but one which was met with unbridled joy by the Giants fans. Well alrighty then.

What else? In summary: Hull and Coventry traded wins in their home/away double header. Belfast’s Darryl Lloyd picked up the mantle left first by Benoit Doucet and then Brock McBride, scoring back to back hat-tricks and proving he means business. Fife picked up a much needed two points against local rivals, the struggling Dundee Stars. Colt King had a Twitter row with some Panthers fans. Brennan Turner was this week’s ‘player moaning about officials on Twitter’. Adam Keefe was back in fighting action, imperious against Braehead Clan’s Kevin Phillips. Edinburgh’s Rene Jarolin became the league’s joint top scorer. Cardiff had the best of the weekend, quietly picking up four points and qualifying for the Challenge Cup semi final. Brad Voth said hello to me in the pub. And I think that just about covers it.

And so into the New Year. It’s time to head towards the business end of things. Stay tuned folks – it’s going to get serious.

It’s a (Christmas) Cracker

First published on http://www.ukamericansportsfans.com/ on 20th December 2011

Anyone who hasn’t realised that the Elite league of British Ice Hockey is currently providing some of the best sporting entertainment in the country must be living under a rock. Okay, I realise that probably runs to a fair few million folk in the kingdom who would have to be classed as subterranean but still, in a week in which Nottingham Panthers owner Neil Black spoke out about the league, it seems he was absolutely spot on in his assertion that it’s in better shape than ever.

But wait, he was talking about the finances, wasn’t he? Oh dear. Just two weeks after the Coventry Blaze’s desperate appeal for financial help, and in a season in which it’s no secret that more than just one or two of the Elite League clubs are struggling against financial constraints to offer the best possible on-ice product, Black’s remarks were at best ill-advised, but more realistically blinkered, short-sighted, and lots of other words that imply he’d not actually thought it through at all. Cue a frantic back-pedal a few days later with his suggested league reforms which seemed to acknowledge that not everyone can afford to put out a team that includes the likes of Champagne, Beauregard and Kowalski (who sound like a firm of Hollywood divorce lawyers). It’s been made patently clear that their organisation do not feel the pinch that other clubs do. Some teams sound more like a cockney debt collection agency (Frank, Dobben and Voth). But do we love them any less? Of course not! (No offence to the fine gentlemen of the Cardiff parish. Comic effect is everything). Now I’ve ruined the joke, haven’t I? Sorry.

Anyway… The financial argument rumbled on throughout the week, rearing its ugly but unavoidable head as it tends to do at numerous points throughout the season, but putting it aside for a moment, there really is no denying that in terms of entertainment, the league this season is a nail-biting, edge-of-the-seat thrill ride from top to bottom. If we could bottle this and sell it, we wouldn’t be in these financial doldrums in the first place. We should be marketing the crap out of this bad boy.

So, shout it from the rooftops good people of Hockeyland! Ice hockey is here and it’s AWESOME! Unlike in recent seasons, NOTHING can be taken for granted which makes every game a potential classic. Take this weekend as an example of how unpredictable the Elite League has become: Nottingham WON’T win every game on home ice! Fife CAN lead by four goals against the likes of the Steelers! The Edinburgh Capitals can and WILL go on their travels and take the lead in some of the most challenging rinks in the country! And they will NOT concede 15 goals a game! No-siree-bob! It’s all true – hold the front page hockey news writers – because you really can’t write the script for how a hockey weekend is going to go anymore.

The Weekend Revisited

Try Saturday for starters. A typical day in the Elite League. On paper, you’d have had the four scheduled games down as home wins, and comfortable ones at that. But as the stories unfolded around the country, you’d have been forgiven for thinking you were seeing things. Or perhaps on drugs of some sort. Coventry Blaze travelled to the National Ice Centre in Nottingham and appeared to take a 3-0 lead in the first period. Sheffield were mysteriously unable to break the deadlock against Fife on home ice in their first period. Edinburgh apparently went 1-0 up in Cardiff’s Big Blue Tent. Did I need my eyes testing? Or a strong drink? (I opted for the latter).

As the games progressed, momentum began to swing back in the direction of the logical. Nottingham pulled back level, the Blaze unable to capitalise on their opening period onslaught. Sheffield went 4-0 up on the Flyers and looked to complete a demolition on their Scottish opponents. Early in the third period, Cardiff cruised into the lead against Edinburgh with three goals in four minutes. And Belfast were 4-2 up on Dundee at the Odyssey Arena. Would all be right with the world after all?

Not before some last gasp excitement. In a reversal of fortune (‘Weakest Link’ mode engage), the Steelers conceded three quick goals to make their game a last gasp affair, Colt King scoring the decisive goal with seven seconds remaining to take the win for the Steelers. In Cardiff, the Capitals also pulled a goal back to make the Devils sweat for the final ten minutes of the game, but the home side held on to take the points. In Belfast, Dundee had their fair share of the score line, pushing the Giants to within a one goal margin, eventually losing 5-4. And in the surprise of the day, Blaze won the penalty shootout in Nottingham to take a precious and unexpected two points back to Coventry.

The action was just as frenetic on Sunday, four more games, and a total of 36 goals scored. Edinburgh once again took the lead on the road, taking a two goal lead in the first period against the Blaze, who promptly got their acts together in the second period and went on to cruise to a 7-2 victory. Hull were involved in their second Sunday spectacular in as many weeks as they took on Cardiff at home, the lead changing hands on several occasions before the Devils took control of the game in the third period to take the win, 5-3. Braehead were the only team to make short work of their opponents all weekend, quietly despatching Dundee 7-1 in a fuss-free effort, a hat-trick for the inimitable Jade Galbraith and a brace for Captain Krestanovich.

The Clan have played the least games of any team in the league aside from the Steelers, and it’s worth noting that if they win their game in hand on Cardiff who sit one place above them, they would move within a single point of the Welsh side. Dark horses? What did I tell you.

In the final tie of the day, Sheffield travelled to Fife to complete a home/away double header, and there was a shock to the system in store for the pretenders to the top spot as Fife scored five past them with only one in reply to take a four goal lead into the third period. This was unthinkable! Hockey fans around the country waited with bated breath for news. Doug Christiansen and Corey Neilson must have had the champagne on ice (‘why, did he injure himself?’ I hear you cry! Ba-dum cha! I’ll get my coat). But, goal by goal, the Steelers clawed back the deficit, finally evening the score at 5 goals all late in the third. So to overtime, where they almost immediately struck the killer blow to the gutsy home side, Mark Thomas scoring in just over 30 seconds to take the extra point and delay a potential miracle until another day. Hockey fans released their collective held breath. It smelt a bit like pies.

The weekend summed up everything that is good about the league this season. Last season, the hapless Edinburgh Capitals were on the end of double figure drubbings on a weekly basis. This year? Nothing of the sort. The Caps are proving themselves more than worthy adversaries on a regular basis, and new kids on the block Fife have proved nothing like the whipping boys that many thought they would be; after overcoming a slow start they now have the Danny Stewart factor and are taking it to opponents like Sheffield and Belfast week on week. It has to be good for business.

It’s all about the money

Aside from the over-arching league-wide financial debates, there were more player movements this week, the most notable being Belfast’s Brock McBride, who signed for HDD Olimpija Ljubljana of the Austrian first league, much to the dismay of the Northern Irish fans. He proved what a massive miss he will be for the Giants by picking up five points in his final game on Saturday, going out with a bang instead of a whimper.

So what does it take to command some loyalty from a player in this league, or, like the English lower leagues in football have become to an extent, is the Elite League merely a breeding ground, a nursery, or perhaps in the case of some, a retirement home? Can we really ask for loyalty when better money is being offered elsewhere? It’s a game of high player turnover at the best of times, but in the ‘current climate’ (how I hate that phrase), it’s even more difficult to prevent a player’s head being turned by the promise of riches elsewhere.

It has to be bad for the sport in the UK; the fans put their support behind a player, buy a shirt with his name on, only to watch him wave bye-bye as he jumps on the next plane to Wherever two months later. Ice hockey is more volatile and fragile than most UK sports, especially in this market, and it’s definitely ‘that’ time of year again as the comings and goings pick up pace around the leagues; injured players are replaced, unsettled players move on.

Following the departure of Luke Fulghum, Coventry Blaze signed Frankie Bakrlik and Woo Sang Park on a permanent basis. Hull parted company with captain Josh Mizerek. Dan Ceman moved from Dundee to Fife. There’s an air of tension that I remember all too well from last season as you wonder who could be the next through hockey’s notorious revolving door of employment. It’s nigh on impossible for a club’s management to command a regular and loyal fanbase let alone drum up new support when those on the ice aren’t even committed to stick around for one full season – a meagre seven months – the blink of an eye, really. Or perhaps that’s unfair. It IS just a job after all.

End of familiar rant. For now at least.

Off-Ice Shenanigans

That’s a sexy subtitle if ever I’ve seen one. The Coventry Blaze ‘risqué’ calendar went on sale. The limp carcasses of swooning women littered the floor of the Skydome shortly afterwards. The Sheffield Steelers ‘Rockstar’ video aired for the first time at their Saturday home game. And then a few hundred more times as it was viewed on Youtube by hockey fans around the country. Whilst not quite matching up to the glorious camp-fest that was the Belfast Giants 2010 Christmas video, it features Jeff Legue playing the guitar, outdoors, in just his undercrackers, Jonathan Phillips and a sheep, and Colt King being just about the coolest creature ever to have graced the soil of Sheffield. It’s quite delectable.

So apparently off-ice shenanigans this week directly translates as being semi-naked, singing, or singing whilst semi-naked. Glad we’ve cleared that one up then.

And so into the Christmas period. There’s no logic to the fixture list. There’s no regular Saturday and Sunday fix. There are a lot more mince pies and turkey. There will be expanding waistlines. And there will be a trip to Murrayfield. See how that goes in my next instalment of What Katy Did Next (apart from eat chocolate).

Friday, 16 December 2011

Friday Night Lights

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Do not adjust your television sets. That’s really ice hockey on your screen. No, really! It’s a travesty that it took this long, but finally, on Friday 9th December, it was time for the first televised game of the season, as league leaders the Belfast Giants travelled to the Motorpoint Arena in Sheffield to take on arguably their main rivals for the title, the Steelers.

The stage was set: a group of Vipers fans gathered in Newcastle’s best new sports bar, Shark Club (it’s Canadian don’t you know), in the VIP area no less (as is befitting of our stature). The screen was large. The beer was cold. The build-up was exciting, although the lovely Anna Woolhouse and her guests were rather drowned out by the banging dance tunes being played in the bar which was a bit of a shame, but at least we managed to pick up most of what Simmsey was saying, as thankfully his voice really seems to carry (damning him with faint praise there)!

The game started out at a high pace, it was end to end stuff right from the off, all the players putting on a good show for the Sky cameras and neither team giving much away in the opening minutes. It was always going to be a close encounter: the timing of the broadcast was fortuitous as the Steelers looked to close the gap on the top-placed team, and with three games in three days they had a great opportunity to do so. But Belfast drew first blood, scoring on the breakaway just over halfway through the first period, Jon Pelle pouncing on a pass from Craig Peacock and burying it in the back of John DeCaro’s net to put the Giants in the driving seat. The Giants were always dangerous on the counter-attack, the blistering pace of Brock McBride in particular a real weapon and a sight to behold, and it seemed for a while as though they would take control, but the game became more physical and the tide turned.

This is what ice hockey on a big screen on a stripey wall looks like!! Them blurs, thems is hockey players! Yet another piece of fabulous photography brought to you by me.

In the second period things evened out again, the one goal lead lending itself to a pulsating yet cagey game. But tempers started to fray and the Giants started to pick up penalties, the Steelers with powerplay after powerplay through the second and third periods, piling the pressure on the Giants’ net. It seemed during the third period that the Giants actually wanted to be short-handed as every time a man returned from the box, another would make the effort to be sent there. Revolving door for Belfast please!

But the Northern Irish side’s penalty kill, along with an imperious display of goaltending by Stephen Murphy, thwarted wave after wave of pressure from the home side and frustrated Steelers fans, the tempo ramping up throughout the third period to a nail-biting crescendo. It looked to be all over as the Steelers just couldn’t find a way to penetrate Murphy’s defences. Back in the pub, conversation broke out. People drifted to the bar. Tabs were settled. The seconds ticked down on the clock…

And then came the game-changer. With 0.42 seconds remaining, Ashley Tait scored what looked through cider-warped eyes to be a good, and priceless, goal, to level the score for the Steelers and take the game to over-time. A shock to the system for the Giants, and the sucker punch was the gift that kept on taking, robbing them of the extra point after less than a minute of overtime, Jeff Legue picking up the puck on the Giants’ blueline and slotting it coolly past Stephen Murphy to end the game.

Steelers celebrated. Giants raged. Coaches vented at officials. Players may or may not have done things they probably shouldn’t have done. Both goals were shrouded in controversy, the first seemingly coming off the back of a missed hand pass, and the second, debated endlessly on the social networks ever since, could well have been offside. In the stop-frame replays Legue looks onside. But should he have had the chance to score that goal at all? It seems not. Passions were running high as Belfast fans and players alike wondered if this could be a turning point. Could that one point be the difference between them winning and losing the title? It would be a brave man who would make such an assertion at this stage in the season. But in the heat of the moment, and given the strength of the Steelers of late, these are the questions being asked.

In any case, for a one goal game it was a great spectacle, and the two teams should be proud of themselves for showcasing British hockey in such a close-fought and exciting encounter. The controversy rumbled on following the game, the players making their feelings known, as has become customary. It’s good for us neutrals, that’s for certain. Speaking of neutral…

Two tickets to the gunfight?

Okay, let’s be up front about this. It was the fight that those of us who are that way inclined would have wanted to see, the two Canadian tough guys named after guns taking it to one another on the ice. But hockey isn’t that simple and for one reason or another – it could quite simply be that the two of them are friends. Or maybe they just didn’t feel like it – they appeared disinterested in sparring, instead showing us what else they were hired for; both putting in good shifts for their teams, King in particular having a strong night up front. Speaking of which…

Colt King: Intelligent Enforcement

‘No Keefe-watch this week?!’ I hear you cry! Yes I may be fickle. But King had a more note-worthy week than Keefe, plus the title of this section sounds like an American cop show. Win win. Don’t worry, I’ll return with a further instalment of Keefe-watch in weeks to come.

Colt King: So hard, they named an alcoholic beverage after him

In a three game weekend for the Sheffield Steelers Colt King proved beyond a shadow of a doubt why Ryan Finnerty put his faith in him this season. For a start, he may be a tough guy, but he’s no goon. He stands up for his team-mates, sure, but he picks his battles carefully; this isn’t fighting for fighting’s sake. He seems to thrive on the implied ass-kicking that he will mete out to anyone who messes with him or his team; having viewed the punishment he doled out to Lepine early on in the season even the toughest in the league will be cautious around him. But he means business when he’s on the ice and is one hell of a presence on his forward line, making a nuisance of himself constantly, distributing the puck with clinical precision and using his physicality in a clever way, shielding the netminder and blocking defencemen to allow his linemates to put in the shots. He’s no goal-poacher and he’s not the fastest guy on the ice but he’s undeniably one of the most valuable forwards in the league when he plays the way he did on Friday against Belfast.

And when he does choose to fight, man does his opponent know about it. In a clear response to Kyle Bruce’s hit on him in Glasgow three weeks previous, King invited Bruce to drop the gloves in Sheffield on Sunday night, and on his home ice proved why he is a force to be reckoned with, winning the tilt in convincing style and causing damage to Bruce in the process (here’s hoping it’s nothing serious). And there’s no show-boating with him either, in contrast to other notable tough guys in this and other leagues. He skates, head down, to the penalty box. Mission accomplished. And continues on his way, five minutes later. Impressed? You will be. More importantly, does he have his own song yet? And if not, why not?

Around the League

In the Sunday basement battle, Dundee Stars picked up two desperately needed points at the expense of visitors Fife Flyers in the first league meeting between the teams, scoring seven goals and gaining some long overdue confidence as well as a first win for new coach Brent Hughes.

The other two Sunday games were once again thrillers (what is it about Sundays?), Braehead Clan coming away with a point and almost upsetting the Steelers on home ice despite being short-benched, the hockey player who most sounds like a German dessert, Steelers’ new boy Francis Trudel, scoring the winning goal in overtime to top off an impressive start to his Elite League career. But the prize for unexpectedly amazing match of the weekend has to go to the tie between Edinburgh Capitals and Hull Stingrays, which was bursting at the seams with 12 goals in regulation time, the teams trading scoring throughout the game eventually tying it 6-6. Amazingly neither team were able to score in overtime, so to a nerve-wracking penalty shoot-out in which the Capitals were finally victorious. Yet again the Elite League pulls cracking entertainment out of the bag.

And so it’s the start of the week once again and I’m left to reflect on the weekend’s action on and off the ice. If I were any sort of aspiring professional I should be attempting to write up these reports immediately following a match. But then I wouldn’t have the full picture. Plus I’m normally drunk and/or hung over at the time. Plus there’s nothing like a couple of days following twitter feeds to add fuel to the already brightly burning fire of inspiration. That’s my excuse. And I’m sticking to it. But there are plenty more talking points to chew over so I’ll see you again soon, folks. TTFN.

Friday, 9 December 2011

Eat, Sleep, Dream, Repeat

Writing regularly about something you love comes relatively easy when you’re exposed to that thing on a weekly basis. But without a team to call my own this season, inspiration was, until recently, rather harder to come by. I still begin each new week wondering what I can possibly find to talk about that would be of interest to anybody. When you’re writing about your own team it’s easy. You’ve got a ready made group of people on exactly the same wavelength as you who will happily read the rubbish that you write. But what’s actually the point of me now? All this blog consists of, really, is a vague re-telling of the week’s events in hockeyland. With extra beards.

Why then do I persist? And how am I finding so much to write about now? I come to my computer this morning full of the events of the weekend, ready to spill my guts onto the screen. Because in reality, I don’t have anyone to talk to about it. When you’re gathered in the stands of your home ice rink, or in the bar after the game, it’s all too easy to chew over the happenings in the league. Maybe that’s why I’ve come to rely on this blog. It’s the only place I can vent my excitement about hockey that will listen. It doesn’t have a choice, frankly. I could be talking to myself but I’ll pretend that’s not the case and go merrily about my business.

The best way to describe the way this season feels for me is to take you back to that time when you were 16 and the party of the year was happening but you couldn’t go because your parents were forcing you to attend your Great Aunt Mabel’s 80th birthday tea instead. It happened to all of us, at one point or another. That aching, desperate, stroppy teenage feeling that because YOU’RE not there, it simply must be the most AMAZING party EVER and you’re the only one in the whole WORLD missing out. That. Except twice a week, every week. Everybody’s talking. But I’m not involved in any of the conversations.

And I’ve started yearning again. I yearn a lot these days. It gets quite tiring. I find myself yearning for things I never would have been interested in when I had a team of my own. Why do I want to go to watch the Steelers’ trip to Denmark for the Continental Cup? (Well, probably because of the beer). Why do I feel the urge to go to Braehead to see the results of the Movember competition? (Well, probably because I like facial hair). In all seriousness though, being team-less but still loving the Elite League, I feel as though there’s a little bit of me in all the teams. So I’m basically missing out on 10 team’s worth of fun. And it’s simply not acceptable.

And what fun I missed out on this weekend. This weekend proved what an exciting and entertaining league the Elite League can be. It was a barnstormer. Let’s have a look at what happened.

Coventry Blaze

It’s been a rollercoaster in Coventry these past seven days. Blaze fans were left reeling earlier in the week after the sudden and unexpected loss of Luke Fulghum. Rumours abounded, all seemed unfounded, Sheffield had him surrounded, and snapped him up less than 24 hours after his contract with the Blaze was terminated, Ryan Finnerty like a kid at Christmas with his new signing (also did you like my poetry there? I might try and throw down a few more rhymes in today’s blog). Unrest in the Blaze camp perhaps? You wouldn’t have known it on Saturday night as they soundly beat Dundee at the Skydome; seemingly galvanised they came out as a unit, putting in a great team performance and scoring seven along the way including a brace for rapidly improving Brit Robert Farmer.

Things were not so easy the following night as they travelled to Edinburgh and were given a tough test by Richard Hartmann’s men, who are giving a really good account of themselves this season and are surprising many with their tenacity and goal-scoring abilities. The game at Murrayfield was tied 2-2 at full time, Coventry winning the shoot-out to take the extra point and make it a four-point weekend. Sadly things seem tougher off-ice for the Blaze; they launched a desperate bums-on-seats appeal on Monday morning; echoes of the Vipers’ troubles of last season a grim reminder of the realities in this sport, but here’s hoping the fans answer the call and avert any possible financial crisis. It’s time yet again for everyone involved in the league to pull together.

Dundee Stars had a shocker of a weekend, losing three games in as many days, the third to Nottingham Panthers in a close-run encounter where the Stars did well to score four but were edged out by the home side in their only game of the weekend, which incidentally was watched by the UK’s newest hockey fan, Nottingham-based England cricketer Stuart Broad. Good for publicity? I’ll say. Do I hear 219,000 odd Twitter followers? I do believe I do.

In the remaining two Saturday games, Braehead beat Edinburgh and kept a clean sheet in the process, and Sheffield fought their way past a seemingly rejuvenated Cardiff side to win 4-2 despite being outshot by the visitors 50-30, an impressive performance from netminder John DeCaro the difference between the two sides in the end.

Belfast Giants

In a classic case of fortuitous timing Belfast bounced back from the loss of Benoit Doucet with the return of super-speedy forward Brock McBride who had been out of action for some time with a lower body injury. He marked his return with two goals and in a chippy contest at the Odyssey on Saturday Belfast topped Hull 5 to 1. The Giants followed this up with a trip to the Big Blue Tent on Sunday and in yet another extremely chippy game, they took the points once again despite a number of notable incidents in which they made few friends among the Cardiff Devils fans, playing their pantomime villain roles with aplomb, and causing an outbreak of major internet drama after the game as accusations flew about cheap shots, class, and who really is the boss of British Hockey.

Keefe-watch (Because he’s worth it).

Speaking of chippy, and of bosses, the Boss of Belfast made his mark on the Elite League penalty minute standings on Saturday fighting veteran enforcer Derek Campbell not once but twice, felling him with a single punch on both occasions and picking up 22 of the little buggers along the way (penalty minutes that is. Not punches). Presumably Campbell didn’t hear what Mr Keefe said the first time, so he went back for seconds. Unwise, even for him. AK47 faced a sterner test on Sunday when he finally squared up against Brad Voth, who he’s been gunning for for some time. He didn’t fare well, the height difference causing him a few issues, and the elder statesman took the win. Keefe wanted a re-match but it was not to be. One for the future, perhaps. Still, a strong weekend from the Giants tough guy, who seems to have become the Devils’ love-to-hate player du jour. To the neutral however he’s a great character to have in the league and I for one am loving his antics. More please!

The drama was not limited to Cardiff on Sunday, as all five games were thrillers, Fife Flyers nearly throwing away a three-goal lead against the Braehead Clan but just hanging on for a precious two points, and Hull holding Sheffield to a 2-2 scoreline on their home ice, before Mike Ramsay delivered the killer blow in overtime to take the extra point back to Sheffield. Next week’s Elite League highlights show will be truly unmissable.

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Adam Keefe called all Cardiff Devils fans mutants. The guy really does have balls. I’ve seen the Welsh angry and I wouldn’t mess. Jon Pelle received a death threat (see my point?). World War III broke out between Devils and Giants fans. Things were taken too seriously. The Steelers marvelled at their own moustaches in between making even less sense than last week. Many hockey players Tweeted about the progress of their various journeys. And that was about it, really. More next week!

So anyway, back to me. The title of today’s post says it all. I really have been living and breathing hockey these last few weeks; at least, as much as anyone without a team can. To the point where I had a dream about going grocery shopping with members of the Giants and Steelers teams. I remember discussing grapes with Nick Kuiper. I wish I was making this up. I’m honestly not. I’m so ensconced in all things hockey that I go funny at the merest mention of ice. There was an ice rink in an episode of Dexter the other night and I came over all excited. You should have seen me watching Frozen Planet. A mess, I was. This Friday sees the season’s first live televised Elite League match on Sky Sports. I imagine someone will need to be on hand with a mop in Shark Club, Newcastle, where we plan to watch it. It could be messy.

Anyway! Enough of that nonsense. I will to return to you shortly to write a bit about the ups and downs of my NHL team, the Calgary Flames. Thankfully, there have been some ups this week. Ups are nice. I suppose that’s the one good thing about not having the Vipers anymore. I don’t have to worry about winning. Or a lack thereof. I can watch in glorious technicolored neutrality, and observe the pain and the glory of the other ten teams with cool, calculating ambivalence, and not really mind who wins the league. Well, almost. Anyone but Panthers, eh.